Things to do if you're bored:

I made this list all the way back in 2009, and I'm not quite sure why. But let me tell you, it's pure genius. You do these things, and you won't be bored at all.

Glue your feet to your shoes so they don’t fall off
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Create your own "get rich" scheme
Do it yourself Mohawk
Bathe with your clothes on
Try to teach your dog to climb trees
Have a water gargling contest
Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
Glad wrap your friend to a tree
Make Star Trek door noises
Make a low buzzing noise
Rake your carpet
Water your dog...see if he grows
Mow your carpet
Be blue
Be red
But don't be orange
See how small you can scrunch your face
try to swallow your tongue
Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
Try not to think about penguins
Turn your living room into a public pool
Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff

 

--P.A.